Soap Opera Uncensored: Issue 34 Read online

4,248,000 (-40,000/-448,000)

  2. B&B 3,075,000 (-3,000/+297,000)

  3. DAYS 2,396,000 (+102,000/+56,000)

  4. GH 2,323,000 (-45,000/+71,000)

  Households

  1. Y&R 3.2/10 (same/-.1)

  2. B&B 2.2/7 (-.1/+.2)

  3. DAYS 1.8/6 (+.1/+.1)

  4. GH 1.7/5 (-.1/same)

  Women 18-49 Viewers

  1. Y&R 889,000 (+67,000/-89,000)

  2. B&B 728,000 (+48,000/+224,000)

  3. GH 666,000 (+63,000/+27,000)

  4. DAYS 504,000 (+24,000/-129,000)

  Women 18-49 Rating

  1. Y&R 1.4/9 (+.1/-.1)

  2. B&B 1.1/7 (same/+.3)

  3. GH 1.0/7 (+.1/same)

  4. DAYS 0.8/5 (+.1/-.2)

  Women 18-34 Rating

  1. B&B 0.6 (+.1/+.3)

  1. Y&R 0.6 (+.1/-.2)

  3. GH 0.5 (same/same)

  3. DAYS 0.5 (same/-.1)

  SOAP PORN: Next Week's Soapgasms

  Can’t watch all the soaps this week? No worries — here’s a cheat sheet!

  Top Shows to Watch:

  1. DALLAS

  2. THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL

  3. GENERAL HOSPITAL

  Top Storylines to Watch:

  1. Striking Oil, DALLAS

  2. Puglia or Bust, B&B (Ed. I stole that from DIGEST)

  3. Lexie’s Goodbye, DAYS

  Top Actresses to Watch:

  1. Florencia Lozano, GH

  2. Crystal Chappell, B&B

  —tie— Joanna Johnson, B&B

  4. Finola Hughes, GH

  5. Renee Jones, DAYS

  6. Brett Butler, Y&R

 

  Top Actors to Watch:

  1. Maurice Benard, GH

  2. Sean Kanan, B&B

  3. Anthony Geary, GH

  4. Jesse Kristofferson, DAYS

  5. Max Ehrich, Y&R

  Top Duos to Watch:

  1. Liam and Steffy, B&B

  2. Todd and Téa, GH

  3. Johnny and Carly, GH

  Top Couples to Fast-Forward Through:

  1. Sharon and Victor, Y&R

  2. Marcus and Dayzee, B&B

  3. Neil and Sofia, Y&R

  Top Dream Couples:

  1. Will and EJ, DAYS

  2. Will and Sonny, DAYS

  3. Sarge and Ashley, Y&R

  Top Rivals

  1. Nikki and Sharon, Y&R

  2. Sonny and John, GH

  3. Anna and Tracy, GH

  Top New-ish Duos to Watch:

  1. Danielle and Karen, B&B

  2. Chelsea and Adam, Y&R

  3. Anna and Luke, GH

  Top Sexiest Real-Life Dads

  1. Joshua Morrow, Y&R

  2. Don Diamont, B&B

  3. Eric Martsolf, DAYS

  Top Sexiest Soap Dads

  1. EJ DiMera, DAYS

  2. Nick Newman, Y&R

  3. Patrick Drake, GH

  Top Tweeters:

  1. Joshua Morrow: @joshuamorrowYR

  2. GeorgeGuzman: @georgeguzman

  3. Nancy Lee Grahn: @nancyleegrahn

  Top Episodes To Watch:

  1.Wednesday: Daniel and Phyllis make a shocking discovery on Y&R. Other than the fact that Daniel learns he actually has a vagina, he sighs, “We’re being written like morons. Phyllis corrects her son, “You most of all.”

  2. Wednesday: Bill convinces Steffy to stay in Italy. “If you do, I hear you’ll be nominated for an Emmy in the high seas,” he promises.

  3. Friday: Kayla bonds with Abe on DAYS. “I need a story — and you need a good B.J.,” offers Kayla.

  The next issue of SOAP OPERA UNCENSORED will be out on Monday, June 18, 2012!