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  *Courtesy of Soap Opera Network

  (Compared to Last Week/Compared to Last Year)

  Total Viewers

  1. Y&R 4,319,000 (+26,000/-311,000)

  2. B&B 3,062,000 (-49,0000/+272,000)

  3. GH 2,442,000 (+34,000/+71,000)

  4. DAYS 2,434,000 (+103,000/-55,000)

  Households

  1. Y&R 3.2/11 (same/-.1)

  2. B&B 2.3/8 (same/+.3)

  3. GH 1.9/6 (+.1/+.1)

  4. DAYS 1.8/6 (same/-.1)

  Women 18-49 Viewers

  1. Y&R 864,000 (+13,000/-18,000)

  2. B&B 673,000 (-49,000/+174,000)

  3. GH 643,000 (+18,000/+1,000)

  4. DAYS 544,000 (+36,000/-145,000)

  Women 18-49 Rating

  1. Y&R 1.3/9 (same/same)

  2. B&B 1.1/7 (same/+.3)

  3. GH 1.0/7 (same/same)

  4. DAYS 0.9/6 (+.1/-.1)

  Women 18-34 Rating

  1. GH 0.6 (+.1/+.1)

  2. DAYS 0.5 (same/-.2)

  2. Y&R 0.5 (-.1/-.2) ——-> ties low

  4. B&B 0.4 (-.2/-.1)

  Every Week!

  FEARLESS PREDICTIONS

  What Will Happen? Who Will Die? Who Knows?

  UNCENSORED looked into our crystal balls to forecast the future of your favorite stories and characters.

  THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL

  • Someone is lurking outside Danielle and Karen’s house. It’s Jessica Leccia!

  • In order to stop Liam and Hope’s wedding, Deacon beds his daughter.

  • Katie miscarries… an Emmy Award.

  • Rick designs an iconic new line: Panties For Men.

  GENERAL HOSPITAL

  • Anna Devane uses her spy skill set to give several Port Charles residents major fashion makeovers while they sleep at night.

  • A moonlighting Anna Devane becomes the fifth person to accuse John Travolta of sexual assault during a massage at a STAYING ALIVE reunion.

  DAYS OF OUR LIVES

  • Will becomes a massage therapist so he can get some action. John Travolta moves to Salem.

 

  THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS

  • Adam hires Michael as his lawyer to stick it to Victor.

  • YoHarmony convinces Katherine to freebase some cocaine on a boring Friday night.

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  Can’t watch all the soaps this week? No worries — here’s a cheat sheet!

  Top Shows to Watch:

  1. THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL

  2. GENERAL HOSPITAL

  3. THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS

  Top Storylines to Watch:

  1. My Two Hot Mamas, B&B

  2. Remembering Cassie, Y&R

  3. Dangerous Liason, GH

  Top Actresses to Watch:

  1. Crystal Chappell, B&B

  —tie— Joanna Johnson, B&B

  3. Florenica Lozano, GH

  4. Finola Hughes, GH

  5. Becky Herbst, GH

  6. Suzanne Rogers, DAYS

 

  Top Actors to Watch:

  1. Jacob Young, B&B

  2. Scott Clifton, B&B

  3. Michael Muhney, Y&R

  4. Chandler Massey, DAYS

  5. Sean Kanan, B&B

  Top Duos to Watch:

  1. Todd and Téa, GH

  2. Jason and Liz, GH

  3. Victor and Maggie, DAYS

  Top Couples to Fast-Forward Through:

  1. Sharon and Victor, Y&R

  2. Harmony and Tucker, Y&R

  3. Neil and Sofia, Y&R

  Top Dream Couples:

  1. Will and EJ, DAYS

  2. Katherine and Sharon, Y&R

  3. Dani and Brooke, B&B

  Top New-ish Duos to Watch:

  1. Danielle and Karen, B&B

  2. Chelsea and Adam, Y&R

  3. Anna and Luke, GH

  Top Tweeters:

  1. Finola Hughes: @finolahughes

  2. Michael Muhney: @michaelmuhney

  3. Crystal Chappell: @crystalchappell

  Top Episodes To Watch:

  1. Thursday: Sean Kanan returns to B&B. It’s revealed that Deacon has published a book: THE MODERN GENTLEMAN’S GUIDE TO SEDUCING VIRGINS.

  2. Thursday: Will has another heart-to-heart conversation with Marlena on DAYS. “I think I may be a transgender now,” announces Will. “No, you’re just addicted to coming out,” responds Marlena. “You’re nominated for an Emmy; leave it alone, kid.”

  3. Thursday: Daniel remembers Cassie’s death at her grave on Y&R. “I miss you a lot, my favourite stalker, mainly because when you died our show used to be good,” he says.

  The next issue of SOAP OPERA UNCENSORED will be out on Monday, May 28, 2012!